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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Pullovers
I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Pullover
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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Pullovers

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.
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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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Holly S.2020-11-27

Great Buy!

Love it and I get a lot of compliments.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Madison M.2020-10-31

Perfect!

Perfect!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Shelby C.2020-09-12

I love it!

I love it!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Elizabeth R.2019-12-16

Hit

Love Love Love! Everyone at the party thought it was hilarious.
Color irish_green
Size 3x
Jeff B.2019-12-14

Great quality

Great quality and perfect fit! I'm 5'2 115 and I like it a little oversized so I got a medium! It's perfect! Men's medium are usually bigger than this medium but I guess bc it's unisex it's pretty on point with sizing!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kathryn F.2019-11-07

Super-Cute!

Soft, and fits as expected. So cute!
Color athletic_maroon
Size sm
Christina M.2019-11-01

Perfect

I love cheekily imposing my way of life on others. The sweatshirt feels high quality and I'm glad I bought it!
Color athletic_maroon
Size md
Oliver R.2019-10-28

Love it!

One of my new favorite sweatshirts!!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Amber M.2019-10-28

Very cool sweatshirt

Very cool sweatshirt
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Victoria E.2019-10-27

It was great.

It was great.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
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