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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Baseball Tee
I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Baseball
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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Baseball Tee

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.
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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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Amanda A.2019-09-18

Soooooo cute!

I'm planning to wear this for a library Halloween event, the shirt is a little thin, and fits a little big but it is such a cute design I know it will be a big hit!
Color white_black
Size lg
CaSandra C.2019-07-13

Cute

Really cute and creative. Love it. Fits well.
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Sarah K.2019-07-11

Snug and thin

I’m between an xl and 2xl, so when I got the xl I knew it’d be a bit snug. I was expecting the material to be a bit thicker, though, as it’s fairly thin and thus translucent. It’ll be good for layering though.
Color white_black
Size xl
Amber M.2019-05-29

Festive

festive!
Color white_red
Size xl
Edwin B.2019-04-26

Would Shop Here Again

Good fit!
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Tori S.2019-03-17

I love it!!

I love it!!
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Size 2x
Margo B.2019-02-22

I love it. It’s perfect

I love it. It’s perfect
Color white_black
Size xl
Yolanda C.2019-02-16

He loved it!

He loved it!
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Eileen D.2018-12-29

Arrived early.

Arrived early.
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Chaney D.2018-11-28

So excited!

Love my shirt and can’t wait to wear it to holiday parties!
Color white_black
Size md
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