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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Crewneck Sweatshirt
I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Pullover
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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Crewneck Sweatshirt

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.
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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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Our Men’s Crewneck Sweatshirt is made from a soft french terry fabric, and they feature a crew neck, with sleeve and bottom hems for durability. Great for layering. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 55% Cotton and 45% Polyester.{{ sku }}

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Stephen M.2018-11-19

Lovely product. Great service.

Yup. All good.
Color black
Size md
Bianca L.2018-11-18

Perfect!

Got this for my office's Ugly Christmas Sweater Day and I'm so excited to wear it :D
Color black
Size sm
Erica G.2018-11-16

Love it!

Love this sweatshirt, the cut is awesome and so cozy. It's not made with that fleecy stuff that pills up and loses its softness right away, yay. It DOES run small so I'm glad I went a size up!
Color black
Size xl
Amanda R.2018-11-11

Too small

Too small
Color black
Size 3x
Amandalin R.2018-11-08

Mars-mallows

Just as pictured! Very cute and soft. Fits as expected.
Color purple
Size xs
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