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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan T-Shirt
I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan Tee
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I'm Not Apathetic. I'm Just an emotionally Unavailable Vulcan T-Shirt

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.

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When people say that you are apathetic, you should remind them that they got it all wrong. You are just an emotionally unavailable Vulcan and your pon farr is still a long ways off. It's strange how no one notices the ears and the unfashionable hair cut, but humans aren't the most logical creatures. So with that in mind, although it's not star fleet standard, this design while quickly and precisely remind them that you are not interested.
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