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I Drink Because You're Super Boring Baseball Tee
I Drink Because You're Super Boring Baseball
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This drinking shirt is great for those sarcastic alcoholics who party hard so they can finally handle all the boring people. I drink because you're super boring, and alcohol is the only way I can stand to hear you talk.

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This drinking shirt is great for those sarcastic alcoholics who party hard so they can finally handle all the boring people. I drink because you're super boring, and alcohol is the only way I can stand to hear you talk.

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Tisha P.2019-01-07

Shut your 🎶 shirt

Clever and funny , Good quality, fast shipping, my boyfriend Loves it👍
Color athletic_gray_black
Size md
Katelyn B.2019-01-06

Freddie Purrcury

We love cats, we love Freddie!!! Thankyou, ordered 3 different shirts, they are great!!! Lots of laughs from this site. Very likely to order much more!!!
Color athletic_gray_navy
Size md
Paivi R.2018-12-29

Bought it for my daughter.

Bought it for my daughter. She loves it!
Color oatmeal_black
Size md
Julie H.2018-12-23

very nice

Nice shirt, fit to size, and shipped in a reasonable time. Would definitely order again.
Color athletic_gray_black
Size 2x
Moraiah M.2018-12-11

Super Soft

I love this shirt! It's fun and super soft! I got one for myself and boyfriend for matching holiday shirts!
Color oatmeal_maroon
Size md
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