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Couch Protector Baby Onesies
Couch Protector Baby
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Couch Protector Baby Onesies

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy t shirt perfect for watching netflix, playing video games, reading books, and in general just enjoying a quiet introvert lifestyle.

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