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Couch Protector T-Shirts
Couch Protector Tee
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Couch Protector T-Shirts

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy t shirt perfect for watching netflix, playing video games, reading books, and in general just enjoying a quiet introvert lifestyle.

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy t shirt perfect for watching netflix, playing video games, reading books, and in general just enjoying a quiet introvert lifestyle.
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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy t shirt perfect for watching netflix, playing video games, reading books, and in general just enjoying a quiet introvert lifestyle.

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shona s.2020-07-21

Love it

Great quality!!!!!! I will be ordering more.
Color heathered_black
Size md
Trish B.2020-05-17

Great quality. Excellent service. Needed

Great quality. Excellent service. Needed for a certain date and delivered as promised.
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size lg
Trish B.2020-05-17

Great quality. Excellent service! Delivered

Great quality. Excellent service! Delivered as promised.
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size lg
Angelia N.2020-04-05

Fun, fit as expected

Fun, fit as expected
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size xl
Cassie N.2020-03-09

Love it!

Love it!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size 2x
Alicia J.2019-12-04

Very pleased

Great quality. Soft and fits true to size. My son loves it!
Color heathered_black
Size sm
Jessica B.2019-12-04

Love it.

It's great! I love this design
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size 2x
Debra C.2019-12-03

TSHIRT

PERFECT JOKE GIFT!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size lg
Jennifer L.2019-11-25

I love this shirt.

This shirt is a mood. I wound up with two as one got lost in the mail and found it's way to me anyway. Very happy with the service and the quality of the shirt. Thank you..
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size 2x
Sherri H.2019-11-22

Soft, comfortable, true to size

Soft, comfortable, true to size
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size md
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