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Tardigrade Don't Care Tank Top
Tardigrade Don't Care Tank
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Tardigrade Don't Care Tank Top

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Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a fuck about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

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Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a fuck about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

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Cynthia E.2019-01-13

Love this top

I ordered a large so I could use it for the gym. I’m 5’10” and 160# It is plenty loose hugging just at the bottom of my butt. If I wanted one for regular wear, I’d get a medium. The fabric is super soft! I will buy another one to wear to wine festivals and wine & dine. The pink one is a nice bright but not neon pink. Buy one you will love it!
Color neon_pink
Size lg
Lillian L.2018-12-31

Great shirt

The fabric is great and the designs were as ordered. Good, fast service. Will definitely look again in future
Color gold
Size xl
David E.2018-12-28

Tshirt review

Great
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size md
Leo H.2018-12-03

Amazing love it !!

Super comfy and fits my body like a boss ! Perfect love it
Color black
Size xl
Stephanie Z.2018-11-09

Love it!

Love it!
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size lg
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