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Show off your extensive and superior knowledge of the geography of the 'Merican landscape. You got Not Texas, also Not Texas, TURBO Not Texas, Aqua Texas, and The Chosen Land of Truth Justice and The American Way- Texas. Which by the way, makes up at least 700% of the US of A's total landmass, 100% of its freedom and contains the only 3 cities that ever mattered- Dallas, Austin, and Houston.

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