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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Pullovers
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Pullover
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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Pullovers

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.
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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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Madison M.2020-10-31

Perfect!

Perfect!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Shelby C.2020-09-12

I love it!

I love it!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Elizabeth R.2019-12-16

Hit

Love Love Love! Everyone at the party thought it was hilarious.
Color irish_green
Size 3x
Jeff B.2019-12-14

Great quality

Great quality and perfect fit! I'm 5'2 115 and I like it a little oversized so I got a medium! It's perfect! Men's medium are usually bigger than this medium but I guess bc it's unisex it's pretty on point with sizing!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kathryn F.2019-11-07

Super-Cute!

Soft, and fits as expected. So cute!
Color athletic_maroon
Size sm
Christina M.2019-11-01

Perfect

I love cheekily imposing my way of life on others. The sweatshirt feels high quality and I'm glad I bought it!
Color athletic_maroon
Size md
Oliver R.2019-10-28

Love it!

One of my new favorite sweatshirts!!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Amber M.2019-10-28

Very cool sweatshirt

Very cool sweatshirt
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Victoria E.2019-10-27

It was great.

It was great.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ali D.2019-10-27

I like it

it looks great
Color athletic_gray
Size md
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