Listen, time and attention are both precious commodities, and I can't spend them all willy-nilly. So unless you're a cat or holding pizza (or both) then I JUST AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU, SON. Don't take it personally. It's not your fault you're not a pizza-holding cat. Grab this ironic internet shirt and let everyone know where your priorities lie.
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