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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Baby One-Piece
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Baby
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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Baby One-Piece

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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(4.8) 15 Reviews

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Cortney S.2021-06-14

Great!

Great!
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Durham,Mary D.2021-05-21

Great product.

Great product. Love it
Color black
Size 18mos
Ray G.2019-05-21

You guys rock!

Thank you for a very smooth transaction and a great product. 😎👍🏼
Color turquoise
Size 12mos
Monika V.2019-03-27

Onesies

Got them earlier than expected. They were a big hit at the party!
Color turquoise
Size 12mos
L H.2019-03-23

5 stars

5 stars
Color light_blue
Size 6mos
Ember C.2019-03-18

Perfect

It's exactly what I expected :)
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Size 6mos
Gustavo C.2019-03-16

Love it

Super cool and cute
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Size 6mos
Rosa R.2019-01-25

Loved it!

Loved it!
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Size 6mos
John B.2019-01-19

All is good

Quick and as promised. Nice garment.
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Size 18mos
Sherri H.2018-08-06

Mufasa Onsie

Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 6 months
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