Channel your inner Ham Porter with this design. This design features the quote "You know if I had a dog as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards." Perfect for fans of baseball and 90's movies alike.
Channel your inner Ham Porter with this design. This design features the quote "You know if I had a dog as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards." Perfect for fans of baseball and 90's movies alike.
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Channel your inner Ham Porter with this design. This design features the quote "You know if I had a dog as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards." Perfect for fans of baseball and 90's movies alike.