Some people get up bright and early for their cardio. For me, all you have to do is wave a set of utility bills in front of my face for me to zip out the door so fast that I leave behind a cartoonish vapor trail. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, when adult responsibility rears its ugly head, run headlong in the opposite direction while sporting this ironic fitness shirt.
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