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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Tote

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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Totes

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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(4.9) 12 Reviews

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Benjamin S.2022-08-12

Great 👍

Great 👍

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Anita M.2021-06-10

Great! Timely! Happy with product!

Great! Timely! Happy with product!

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mariah o.2021-04-16

Wonderful

It’s gorgeous and well made.

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Mary M.2020-12-24

Good size and looks great

Good size and looks great 😆

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Melanie B.2020-10-04

Totes adorbes

Totes adorbes

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Cari B.2020-03-24

This was a gift, and

This was a gift, and she loved it!

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Constance L.2020-02-24

Gift

This was a gift to me. Totally appropriate and made me smile. No way to do better.

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Mishara M.2020-02-22

Very nice material, a good

Very nice material, a good size. Delivered on time and looks great

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Leslie C.2020-02-21

Love love love thus bag!!

This is a hilarious bag, very large & good quality.

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lauren s.2020-01-27

new purse

love the size (18 in), material is sturdy and easily wiped down

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