Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!