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Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament
Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament
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Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Teresa K.2023-01-03

Xmas ornament

Very nice ornament and conversation piece.
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Sally E.2022-12-12

As advertised!

It looks just like the picture. I know my grandson will love it. Great customer service.
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Karen G.2022-10-27

The wordle ornaments are cute.

The wordle ornaments are cute.
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Jennifer S.2021-12-07

Fun item!

Who WOULDN’T want this hanging from every possible branch, menorah, or a towel hook in their home? Love it!
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Jennifer S.2021-12-07

No complains, these are awesome!

Looks great on the tree.
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