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Attempted Murder Accessory Bags
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You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsSarah B.2022-11-22
Great Product
Love the product. Fast shipping!
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125x85
Sabrina S.2021-12-16
Good quality
It's bigger than I realized it was which is great. Good quality & funny.
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whi
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125x85
Ryan H.2021-07-31
Hilarious and Awesome
My wife has a long list of medications she has to take and we joke about it some times, so I got her this to store them in and she cracked up. Definitely a big hit in our house.
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whi
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85x6
Rebecca F.2021-03-24
So Awesome!
I knew the moment I saw this bag that I HAD to have it. It’s perfect!! Good sturdy zipper and absolutely the right size. I love it so much and highly recommend it to anyone!
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whi
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125x85
Michelle V.2021-02-12
Noice
It was a pretty cool bag
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whi
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125x85
Kara R.2020-11-05
This is awesome
I cant stop laughing. It is exactly what I needed and exactly what I use it for. Well made, too. Love it.
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whi
Size
125x85
Dayna M.2020-02-22
Love it!!!
I just thought this bag was hysterical!
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whi
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85x6
Kimberly U.2018-12-30
Good quality
Gave as a gift and it appeared to be a decent quality and was a big hit!
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