I Am Not Lazy. I'm a Mermaid! Baby One-Piece

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Back up peon with your lazy accusations! I don't have legs so obviously I can't do much for your land dwellers. I'm a mermaid, and the only place I can do anything is in the sea. So back off and let me procrastinate and relax until the see calls me back with this "I'm Not Lazy, I'm a Mermaid."shirt.