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Too High To Come To The Door Garden Flag
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Too High To Come To The Door Garden Flag

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Don't come knocking on my door expecting me to get it. Not only am I shy, anxious, and paranoid, I'm high as frick on my couch. Do not disturb.

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Kayla S.2022-05-04

Great Quality

Made up of great material, and print looks great.
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Angela W.2022-05-04

How hot? Too hot.

This flag is made from the best material so that while you may be melting from the sun's hot rays, it will stand proud.
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Angela W.2022-05-04

Lawn just leveled up!

Platinum trophy achieved! Now all my quests are complete! Very vibrant and well made garden flag! Lawn just leveled up!
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Angela W.2022-05-04

Magical Garden Flag

Overall very vibrant and well made garden flag!
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Angela W.2022-05-04

Better than Okay!

Made with strong material. The colors and wording really pop out. Overall very vibrant and well made garden flag!
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Angela W.2022-05-04

I'm telling EVERYONE!

Just in case you didn't know....I have allergies. Made with strong material. The colors and wording really pop out. Just overall very vibrant and well made garden flag!
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Angela W.2022-05-04

Love it!

Made with strong material, colors and wording really pop out. Just overall very vibrant and well made garden flag!
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Angela W.2022-05-04

Love it!

Beautiful garden flag! Material is excellent and the colors really pop!
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Megan L.2022-05-02

Love the play on words.

Love the play on words. Cute design and pretty colors.
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Megan L.2022-05-02

Cute design and pretty material.

Cute design and pretty material.
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