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I Haven't Had Enough Coffee To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit Pullovers
I Haven't Had Enough Coffee To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit Pullover
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I Haven't Had Enough Coffee To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit Pullovers

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Not even a nebula with coffee in it can tempt me to put up with your misogynistic crap! So get a cup of black coffee and show those misogynistic bullies perpetuating the patriarchy that you've had enough of their bullshit with the sassy ferocity of an angry star ship captain going where no man has gone before. This t shirt is perfect for going to protests and rallies, supporting feminism, geeking out, drinking coffee, and being captain of a starship!

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Not even a nebula with coffee in it can tempt me to put up with your misogynistic crap! So get a cup of black coffee and show those misogynistic bullies perpetuating the patriarchy that you've had enough of their bullshit with the sassy ferocity of an angry star ship captain going where no man has gone before. This t shirt is perfect for going to protests and rallies, supporting feminism, geeking out, drinking coffee, and being captain of a starship!
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Not even a nebula with coffee in it can tempt me to put up with your misogynistic crap! So get a cup of black coffee and show those misogynistic bullies perpetuating the patriarchy that you've had enough of their bullshit with the sassy ferocity of an angry star ship captain going where no man has gone before. This t shirt is perfect for going to protests and rallies, supporting feminism, geeking out, drinking coffee, and being captain of a starship!

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Shelby C.2020-09-12

I love it!

I love it!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Elizabeth R.2019-12-16

Hit

Love Love Love! Everyone at the party thought it was hilarious.
Color irish_green
Size 3x
Jeff B.2019-12-14

Great quality

Great quality and perfect fit! I'm 5'2 115 and I like it a little oversized so I got a medium! It's perfect! Men's medium are usually bigger than this medium but I guess bc it's unisex it's pretty on point with sizing!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kathryn F.2019-11-07

Super-Cute!

Soft, and fits as expected. So cute!
Color athletic_maroon
Size sm
Christina M.2019-11-01

Perfect

I love cheekily imposing my way of life on others. The sweatshirt feels high quality and I'm glad I bought it!
Color athletic_maroon
Size md
Oliver R.2019-10-28

Love it!

One of my new favorite sweatshirts!!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Amber M.2019-10-28

Very cool sweatshirt

Very cool sweatshirt
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Victoria E.2019-10-27

It was great.

It was great.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ali D.2019-10-27

I like it

it looks great
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Morgann B.2019-10-26

Amazing!

Amazing! Great quality & its soooo cozy
Color sand
Size lg
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