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The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

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(5.0) 11 Reviews

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Anita M.2021-06-10

Great! Timely! Happy with product!

Great! Timely! Happy with product!

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mariah o.2021-04-16

Wonderful

It’s gorgeous and well made.

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Mary M.2020-12-24

Good size and looks great

Good size and looks great 😆

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Melanie B.2020-10-04

Totes adorbes

Totes adorbes

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Cari B.2020-03-24

This was a gift, and

This was a gift, and she loved it!

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Constance L.2020-02-24

Gift

This was a gift to me. Totally appropriate and made me smile. No way to do better.

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Mishara M.2020-02-22

Very nice material, a good

Very nice material, a good size. Delivered on time and looks great

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Leslie C.2020-02-21

Love love love thus bag!!

This is a hilarious bag, very large & good quality.

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lauren s.2020-01-27

new purse

love the size (18 in), material is sturdy and easily wiped down

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James G.2019-12-08

High quality material

High quality material, and extremely well printed. Bag is quite spacious, this isn't one of those paper thin Shutterfly specials.

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