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My Sexual Orientation Crewneck Sweatshirt
My Sexual Orientation Pullover
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My Sexual Orientation Crewneck Sweatshirt

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My sexual orientation is soft chocolate chip cookies. This funny shirt is perfect for people who love chocolate chip cookies, chocolate, cookies, pastries, baked goods, snacks, being alone, feeling unsure about their sexual preferences, prefers food to relationships, and love to party. If you love cookies more than sex, this shirt is for you. Ideal for school, college, university, or just watching Netflix alone eating junk food.

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My sexual orientation is soft chocolate chip cookies. This funny shirt is perfect for people who love chocolate chip cookies, chocolate, cookies, pastries, baked goods, snacks, being alone, feeling unsure about their sexual preferences, prefers food to relationships, and love to party. If you love cookies more than sex, this shirt is for you. Ideal for school, college, university, or just watching Netflix alone eating junk food.
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