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Phallic Christmas Cookies Ornament
Phallic Christmas Cookies Ornament
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Phallic Christmas Cookies Ornament

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Jennifer S.2021-12-07

Fun item!

Who WOULDN’T want this hanging from every possible branch, menorah, or a towel hook in their home? Love it!
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Jennifer S.2021-12-07

No complains, these are awesome!

Looks great on the tree.
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