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Phallic Christmas Cookies Ornament
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsWant an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsTeresa K.2023-01-03
Xmas ornament
Very nice ornament and conversation piece.
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Sally E.2022-12-12
As advertised!
It looks just like the picture. I know my grandson will love it. Great customer service.
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Karen G.2022-10-27
The wordle ornaments are cute.
The wordle ornaments are cute.
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Jennifer S.2021-12-07
Fun item!
Who WOULDN’T want this hanging from every possible branch, menorah, or a towel hook in their home? Love it!
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Jennifer S.2021-12-07
No complains, these are awesome!
Looks great on the tree.
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