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Phallic Christmas Cookies Coffee Mugs
Phallic Christmas Cookies Mug
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Phallic Christmas Cookies Coffee Mugs

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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amanda B.2022-01-17

Nice mug

Very cute!
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Kimberlee C.2021-12-18

Great!

It’s great, just as pictured! And the delivery was quick!
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Kory Z.2021-12-14

Loved it!

Loved it!
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Paul C.2021-12-11

Love it!

Love it!
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James V.2021-12-08

Funny mugs!

The mugs were friggin hilarious and of excellent quality.
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Ginny B.2021-12-04

Perfect!

So cute and perfect! Great pic and color!
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Janet H.2021-12-02

Hilarious!

The perfect addition to my collection!
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Christian N.2021-11-30

The cutest!! And great size

The cutest!! And great size too!
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Leslie W.2021-11-24

Love the Mug!

I am so excited to have received this mug, it came much faster than expected.. Fantastic quality, bigger than I anticipated and printed on both sides so my ambidextrous self can use either hand and still show it off. Loving it!!
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Rachel G.2021-11-23

Great product

Great product and was shipped without any problems.
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