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Ew It Smells Conservative In Here Ornament
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Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

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Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

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