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Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments

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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).

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Our Men’s Crewneck Sweatshirt is made from a soft french terry fabric, and they feature a crew neck, with sleeve and bottom hems for durability. Great for layering. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 55% Cotton and 45% Polyester.{{ sku }}
Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Crewneck Sweatshirt
Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Pullover
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Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Caressa D.2018-10-08

Puuuurfect!

Soft, cute, and in love!
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Size lg
Brandi G.2018-10-07

I bought this for a

I bought this for a gift and the recipient loved it.
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Joya P.2018-10-05

Perfect!

Perfect!
Color purple
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Ginger E.2018-09-28

Cute, not super warm

I love it, I’m just bummed that it’s not soft and fleecy on the inside.
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ashley r.2018-09-23

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