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Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Baseball Tee
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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).

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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).
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