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Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Crewneck Sweatshirt
Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Pullover
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Cold Lifeless Testing Instruments Crewneck Sweatshirt

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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).

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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).
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St. Valentine's Day is for losers. Who needs love when you've got all the affection you need from the relationship you've made with all those cold, lifeless, metal and plastic testing instruments in the lab? Get a laugh out of your lab partner ( or giggle alone due to the lack of one) with this humorous design for all those single scientists that date their work (because it's radioactive carbon dating).

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Beth A.2019-01-14

Very comfortable!!

Very comfortable!!
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Lauren H.2019-01-13

Love it! Normally wear one

Love it! Normally wear one size smaller. I recommend ordering up, but I also prefer my sweatshirts loose and slouchy.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size xl
Theresa F.2019-01-08

Perfect fit

Perfect fit
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Size 3x
Allison S.2019-01-04

Super soft! So worth the

Super soft! So worth the money.
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Size md
Martin E.2018-12-31

I've come to LookHuman again.

Love it, bought it for my in-law. She actually wears it!
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