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I Twerk Therefore I Am Tank Top
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I Twerk Therefore I Am Tank Top

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Don't tell me Descartes never knew how to work that ass. When you're twerkin' up at the club, wear this trendy design and show your love both for western philosophy foundations and bouncin' that booty like no one's business.

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