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Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Blanket (Earth) Blanket
Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Blanket (Earth) Blanket
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Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Blanket (Earth) Blanket

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Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

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Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

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XENG L.2018-12-04

Super cute

I was a huge Sailor Moon fan as a child and still am to this day so when I saw this blanket, I had to have it! It's soft and warm and totally reminds me of Serena laying in bed with Luna. The only thing was it only has designs on one side, the other side is blank but it doesn't bother me all that much. Wish they made a comforter version. But for now, I will be able to fight evil by moonlight! Thanks for the memories.
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Amy N.2018-12-04

Nice quality!

I got this as a Christmas gag/usable gift for my best friend. The quality is very nice for the price, I'm hoping it washes well!! Can't wait to give it to her!
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Jonathan L.2018-10-05

Great Blanket

Awesome blanket! Showed up on time!
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Jonathan L.2018-09-17

Shining Blanket

Awesome and comfy blanket!
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rudy n.2018-09-03

Feels Good Looks Good

Looks amazing feels crazy soft i love it, wish I could order an even bigger one.
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