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I Run Better Than The Government Neck Gaiter
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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!Product Features
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Breathable and stays put
Some neck gaiters start to slide down. Great fit. Fun pattern! I buy it all the time. Shout out, “Eat a bag of di**s!” at one staff meeting and stuff like this sticks! Thank you for this pattern!
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