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Attention Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Attention Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Attention! I need attention. Most humans have three basic needs: food, water, and shelter. You are different. Without constant attention you would wither and die like a summer rose without water. This funny shirt is perfect for those who long to be talked to, fawned over, and who love to be the center of attention! Wear it to school, work, the gym, or just hanging out with friends!

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Attention! I need attention. Most humans have three basic needs: food, water, and shelter. You are different. Without constant attention you would wither and die like a summer rose without water. This funny shirt is perfect for those who long to be talked to, fawned over, and who love to be the center of attention! Wear it to school, work, the gym, or just hanging out with friends!
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