Are You Smaug Cuz I Wanna Burgle Dem Jewels Hoodie

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Hey is you smaug 'cuz I wanna be burglin' dem jewels. Break the ice with this strange halfing burglar inspired pick up line, bound to get a laugh out of any lonely wyvern, dragon, or drake hoarding gold in a mountain.