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Eat My Ass Greeting Cards
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Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.Product Features
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(5.0) 28 ReviewsAll {{ overall.style }} Product Reviews
({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsJeremy F.2023-07-17
No Thoughts, Just Frog
Great card. No Thoughts, Just Frog.
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off_white
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Mar R.2023-06-01
Excellent
The card was printed professionally with no blur or distortion. Came without creases in excellent condition.
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off_white
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one_size
Joseph M.2023-02-18
My spouse is not a
My spouse is not a fan of Valentine’s Day, and these cared were perfect. Just the right amount of nsfw and laughter, yet still she got the message I was loving on her. Rock on!
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off_white
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Yalitza P.2023-02-08
Great cards!
I purchased father day cards last year and loved the quality. Through a sale I purchased 3 valentines cards. Great quality, great coloring, and blank inside so you can put your own message. Can’t wait to give them out.
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off_white
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Gaby S.2022-04-21
Card!
Friend loved it…. His bday is today! Thanks. Will definitely recommend
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off_white
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Amy S.2022-04-09
Cool!
Cool!
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off_white
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Jennifer Z.2022-04-06
Quick service, great selection
Quick service, great selection
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Rachel L.2022-04-02
Fun designs!
Fun designs!
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Heather W.2021-10-30
Cute card!
My boyfriend loved his card and was nicely made.
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Jennifer R.2021-08-02
Birthday card
Awesome card. I wish there were some witty words on the inside though. My daughter loved it.
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off_white
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