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Listen, everyone's messed up in middle school- it's the law. So, naturally, I do NOT trust anyone who was not a gross beast back then, because they may actually be a vampire. Or a unicorn. Or a vampire unicorn... lich. Grab this ironic shirt and think back to your teenage years with a potent mix of fond nostalgia and crippling embarrassment.