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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Tote

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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this tote! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this tote is perfect for expressing your rage!

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}
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