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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this tote! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this tote is perfect for expressing your rage!

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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this tote! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this tote is perfect for expressing your rage!
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