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Asstrology Constellations Greeting Card
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Asstrology Constellations Greeting Card

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Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

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Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

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Jacqueline H.2019-03-06

Makes me happy

Billy Madison is my favorite movie, and having this on the wall of my classroom (hidden where kids can't see it) makes my day sunnier.
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ivonne g.2019-02-22

Sh*t B*tch You is Fine

Best Galentines Day card I could have given! Came in perfect time & made my gals day.
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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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Cat B.2018-05-12

Excellent

Great product, great service!
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