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The Only Straight Thing About Me Is My Sword Baseball Tee
The Only Straight Thing About Me Is My Sword Baseball
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The Only Straight Thing About Me Is My Sword Baseball Tee

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Show off your LGBT+ pride with this super queer and mildly threatening, lesbian sword shirt! Let the world know you are EXTREMELY gay and people better accept that or they will have to answer to your sword.

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