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I Got 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One Greeting Card
 I Got 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One Greetingcard
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I Got 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One Greeting Card

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If you've got mer-problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a beach ain't one. Show your love of ocean waves and salty sea breezes with this mermaid design.

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If you've got mer-problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a beach ain't one. Show your love of ocean waves and salty sea breezes with this mermaid design.

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Carol S.2019-11-13

Just perfect!

Great quality card and shipped as expected!
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

My boyfriend loved it as

My boyfriend loved it as did I
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Joan W.2019-05-07

Love these unique & high

Love these unique & high quality cards!
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Vanessa A.2019-04-21

Unexpectedly Awesome

When people open cards, they don’t expect something that’s a little odd, and telling them that they are ‘not the worst’, is a delightful backhanded compliment that I endorse!
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Jessica R.2019-04-09

Fun card

This is a really fun card. I look forward to giving it to my friend. Please get more every day cards like this.
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Jacqueline H.2019-03-06

Makes me happy

Billy Madison is my favorite movie, and having this on the wall of my classroom (hidden where kids can't see it) makes my day sunnier.
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ivonne g.2019-02-22

Sh*t B*tch You is Fine

Best Galentines Day card I could have given! Came in perfect time & made my gals day.
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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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