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Show the world your lab work is more important than relationships with this funny pun based on the scientific process of carbon dating! This single sexy beast is too busy being taken by experiments to change their relationship status.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsRay G.2019-05-21
You guys rock!
Thank you for a very smooth transaction and a great product. 😎👍🏼
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turquoise
Size
12mos
Monika V.2019-03-27
Onesies
Got them earlier than expected. They were a big hit at the party!
Color
turquoise
Size
12mos
L H.2019-03-23
5 stars
5 stars
Color
light_blue
Size
6mos
Ember C.2019-03-18
Perfect
It's exactly what I expected :)
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
Gustavo C.2019-03-16
Love it
Super cool and cute
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
Rosa R.2019-01-25
Loved it!
Loved it!
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
John B.2019-01-19
All is good
Quick and as promised. Nice garment.
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
18mos
Sherri H.2018-08-06
Mufasa Onsie
Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color
Heathered Light Gray
Size
6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04
I hella love it!
I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color
Heathered Light Gray
Size
12 months
John R.2018-07-27
great service, small size
I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
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Heathered Light Gray
Size
24 months
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