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Nobody Cares About Your Stupid Boner Tote Bag
Nobody Cares About Your Stupid Boner Tote
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Nobody Cares About Your Stupid Boner Tote Bag

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Get over yourself, already. People do what they want and wear what they like, with little regard to your dumb boner. It's not that important, get out. Grab this ironic feminist design and tell the patriarchy where they can shove their ideas on gender.

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Get over yourself, already. People do what they want and wear what they like, with little regard to your dumb boner. It's not that important, get out. Grab this ironic feminist design and tell the patriarchy where they can shove their ideas on gender.

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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