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I Don't Wanna Be Where The People Are Tote Bag
I Don't Wanna Be Where The People Are Tote
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I Don't Wanna Be Where The People Are Tote Bag

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This mermaid tote is perfect for fans of pop culture princess parodies, because this little mermaid says "I DON'T wanna be where the people are." People, ew? This parody ariel tote is great for fans of mermaid quotes, mermaid memes, princess tote and lazy quotes.

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This mermaid tote is perfect for fans of pop culture princess parodies, because this little mermaid says "I DON'T wanna be where the people are." People, ew? This parody ariel tote is great for fans of mermaid quotes, mermaid memes, princess tote and lazy quotes.
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This mermaid tote is perfect for fans of pop culture princess parodies, because this little mermaid says "I DON'T wanna be where the people are." People, ew? This parody ariel tote is great for fans of mermaid quotes, mermaid memes, princess tote and lazy quotes.

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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