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You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card
You've Only Seen My Penis Greetingcard
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You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

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You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

My boyfriend loved it as

My boyfriend loved it as did I
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Joan W.2019-05-07

Love these unique & high

Love these unique & high quality cards!
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Vanessa A.2019-04-21

Unexpectedly Awesome

When people open cards, they don’t expect something that’s a little odd, and telling them that they are ‘not the worst’, is a delightful backhanded compliment that I endorse!
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Jessica R.2019-04-09

Fun card

This is a really fun card. I look forward to giving it to my friend. Please get more every day cards like this.
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