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Alpacas Against Assholes Socks
Alpacas Against Assholes Sock
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Alpacas Against Assholes Socks

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Cute, fluffly, kawaii, cuddly alpacas and lllamas unite! Alpacas against assholes, because assholes are mean and we are cute and have pretty bows and sparkly things and we don't want to deal with any bitches. Kawaii pastel feminism for life. Be cute and tough with these kawaii alpaca feminist socks.

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Cute, fluffly, kawaii, cuddly alpacas and lllamas unite! Alpacas against assholes, because assholes are mean and we are cute and have pretty bows and sparkly things and we don't want to deal with any bitches. Kawaii pastel feminism for life. Be cute and tough with these kawaii alpaca feminist socks.
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Cute, fluffly, kawaii, cuddly alpacas and lllamas unite! Alpacas against assholes, because assholes are mean and we are cute and have pretty bows and sparkly things and we don't want to deal with any bitches. Kawaii pastel feminism for life. Be cute and tough with these kawaii alpaca feminist socks.

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Our 8" calf length crew sock, features a fun all-over print with a sporty, solid black toe and sole. The lightweight, breathable fabric also features moisture wicking properties, perfect for athletic HUMANS! Fits shoe sizes 7-13. Printed in the USA. Made with 50% Cotton, 45% Polyester, 5% Spandex.{{ sku }}

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Barbara M.2018-12-03

Great Socks

Great Socks
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Karen H.2018-12-01

RBG

Love my RBG socks!
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Leigh H.2018-11-17

Love this!!

so happy with these socks! Funny, warm, great colors and sturdy!
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kenny r.2018-11-15

Too big

Cute socks but they are not made for woman. Very wide
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Dona C.2018-11-13

Grinch Hash

These socks are beautiful! The quality of the material is top notch!
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