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I'm Too Sober For This Shit

BlackZip Hoodie
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Sometimes to deal with life, soberness is not an option. This funny design says "I'm too sober for this shit", and is perfect for expressing your disgust for the annoyances and problems of everyday life. Perfect for school, work, college, and dealing with weirdos. Ideal for getting wasted with your friends!

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Our Men’s Zip Hoodie is made from a soft french terry fabric. They feature a drawstring hood and front pocket with a nylon zipper. Great for layering over one of our fun graphic tee’s. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 55% Cotton and 45% Polyester.{{ sku }}
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