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I'm Too Sober For This Shit Hoodie
I'm Too Sober For This Shit Hoodie
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I'm Too Sober For This Shit Hoodie

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Sometimes to deal with life, soberness is not an option. This funny design says "I'm too sober for this shit", and is perfect for expressing your disgust for the annoyances and problems of everyday life. Perfect for school, work, college, and dealing with weirdos. Ideal for getting wasted with your friends!

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Sometimes to deal with life, soberness is not an option. This funny design says "I'm too sober for this shit", and is perfect for expressing your disgust for the annoyances and problems of everyday life. Perfect for school, work, college, and dealing with weirdos. Ideal for getting wasted with your friends!
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