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FLORAL PENIS PATTERN Socks
FLORAL PENIS PATTERN Sock
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FLORAL PENIS PATTERN Socks

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Our 8" calf length crew sock, features a fun all-over print with a sporty, solid black toe and sole. The lightweight, breathable fabric also features moisture wicking properties, perfect for athletic HUMANS! Fits shoe sizes 7-13. Printed in the USA. Made with 50% Cotton, 45% Polyester, 5% Spandex.{{ sku }}

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Leigh H.2018-11-17

Love this!!

so happy with these socks! Funny, warm, great colors and sturdy!
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kenny r.2018-11-15

Too big

Cute socks but they are not made for woman. Very wide
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Dona C.2018-11-13

Grinch Hash

These socks are beautiful! The quality of the material is top notch!
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Denise L.2018-10-20

So Soft

Bought for a friend, loved them they were so soft!! Not sure of how they fit. But great socks. Will buy more products. :)
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Candice M.2018-09-22

Too big

Too big
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