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I'm Not Crying My Eyes Are Just Sweating (cmyk) Baby One-Piece
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This funny gym shirt is great for all tough guys at the gym who just wanna lift two hundred pounds, oh who are we kidding we all know you're going to cry when you have to lift like pounds but its okay buddy. I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating.

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This funny gym shirt is great for all tough guys at the gym who just wanna lift two hundred pounds, oh who are we kidding we all know you're going to cry when you have to lift like pounds but its okay buddy. I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating.
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