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Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you! Embrace the connection between nature and man in this gorgeously patterned accessory bag.

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Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you! Embrace the connection between nature and man in this gorgeously patterned accessory bag.

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Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you! Embrace the connection between nature and man in this gorgeously patterned accessory bag.

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Sabrina S.2021-12-16

Good quality

It's bigger than I realized it was which is great. Good quality & funny.

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Ryan H.2021-07-31

Hilarious and Awesome

My wife has a long list of medications she has to take and we joke about it some times, so I got her this to store them in and she cracked up. Definitely a big hit in our house.

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Size 85x6

Rebecca F.2021-03-24

So Awesome!

I knew the moment I saw this bag that I HAD to have it. It’s perfect!! Good sturdy zipper and absolutely the right size. I love it so much and highly recommend it to anyone!

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Michelle V.2021-02-12

Noice

It was a pretty cool bag

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Kara R.2020-11-05

This is awesome

I cant stop laughing. It is exactly what I needed and exactly what I use it for. Well made, too. Love it.

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Dayna M.2020-02-22

Love it!!!

I just thought this bag was hysterical!

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Kimberly U.2018-12-30

Good quality

Gave as a gift and it appeared to be a decent quality and was a big hit!

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